What is it about living with girls that can ruin someone's mood in .5 seconds? Do you really have to leave a pan with a layer of burnt food on the stove for 36 hours until i decide i need it and have to wash it myself? Oh and then tell me that the layer of black burnt food is normal when you cook chicken? My goodness.
Ok.. now that i have vented about that..
Where did i leave off? Oh right, Horny in florida with a handsome neighbor. Within the first week there were trips to the amusement parks, group dinners, and of course the sexually frustrating cuddling. After that all bets were off..
Beginning of week 3 i decided to fire off a text.... "I am home alone, come over?"
What is a Horny Cast Member supposed to do?
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Monday, June 27, 2011
Out On My Own
Goodness, where do I start? I think this blog will be a way for me to express my horny self while living in this apartment with 8 girls and more rules than I can count on my fingers and toes.
I have always been a girl that was more comfortable around guys, not girls. How am I going to last 7 months with 8 girls, 2 showers, and only 4 straight guys living next door? It's simple. I become best friends with the girls, and flirt like hell with the guys. Ha!
Our first night was a great time. We invited the guys over and I made my Man-Approved nachos to enjoy a night of laughs and games. The night was great, until the conversation turned to sex- or the lack thereof- that would be happening for the next long while. The flirting continued and well, even after the first night the pairing off was already apparent. I unfortunately hadn't decided that I wanted any of them.
After a few days of flirting, I was driving to the store and it hit me. Florida Makes Me Horny. Well, that and the fact that I wanted my neighbor more than I probably should have.
What is a Horny Cast Member to do?
I have always been a girl that was more comfortable around guys, not girls. How am I going to last 7 months with 8 girls, 2 showers, and only 4 straight guys living next door? It's simple. I become best friends with the girls, and flirt like hell with the guys. Ha!
Our first night was a great time. We invited the guys over and I made my Man-Approved nachos to enjoy a night of laughs and games. The night was great, until the conversation turned to sex- or the lack thereof- that would be happening for the next long while. The flirting continued and well, even after the first night the pairing off was already apparent. I unfortunately hadn't decided that I wanted any of them.
After a few days of flirting, I was driving to the store and it hit me. Florida Makes Me Horny. Well, that and the fact that I wanted my neighbor more than I probably should have.
What is a Horny Cast Member to do?
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